Corrupt Wishes

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    Granted, it's dubbed 4-kidz style and as such is ruined forever, and not only that, the creator(s) of the manga are so ashamed of the dub, that they commit suicide.

    I wish for a pet that can't move.
     
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    Granted. It still eats and poops and lays in it.

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    Granted. You have a brain tumor instead.

    I wish for a bacon cheeseburger.
     
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    Granted. It's been in the ground for a year.

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    Granted, she gets hate from parents who misunderstand her and she is then cruely fixed and undepred.I wish octascratch would become cannon.
     
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    Granted. The show gets too spicy and gets banned from everywhere on earth.

    I wish i had a supercar.
     
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    Granted, it is stolen the next day
    I wish for an extra wish
     
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    Granted, but wishing for an extra wish uses up 2 wishes instead of 1:Trollestia:

    I wish for a zombie apocalypse and a minigun!
     
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    Granted the mini gun only has one bullet.I wish these wishes would work
     
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    Granted... That alone has caused several apocalypses and a multitude of EXTREME problems. No need to corrupt that wish...

    I wish glados had remained in her potato form forever.
     
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    Granted. Hey, fries!

    I wish the fish on my dish could think of something else that friggin' rhymes with fish!
     
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    Granted, the fish's head might explode from thinking too much.
    I wish to see all of my bullies dead. :)
     
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    Granted, they're zombies and they're chasing you.

    I wish i was a duck.
     
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    Granted... roasted with a side of rice.

    I wish Celestia would pick me up from work.
     
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    Granted, but it's Molestia. I wish The world would end.
     
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    Granted. A new one begins... but it is made out of boogers.

    I wish hamburger was actually made of ham.
     
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    Granted, it was really pork
    I wish to be the strongest god there ever was.
     
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    Granted, But you get overthrown by your son.

    I wish for pizza with anchovies.
     
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    Granted, it starts raining anchovie pizzas from the sky and everyone knows its your fault... enjoy the mob outside your house.

    I wish for a banana.
     
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    Granted, but you get chased by a gorilla when you peel it.

    I wish for today to be over so I can sleep
     

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