Granted, it's dubbed 4-kidz style and as such is ruined forever, and not only that, the creator(s) of the manga are so ashamed of the dub, that they commit suicide. I wish for a pet that can't move.
Granted, she gets hate from parents who misunderstand her and she is then cruely fixed and undepred.I wish octascratch would become cannon.
Granted, but wishing for an extra wish uses up 2 wishes instead of 1:Trollestia: I wish for a zombie apocalypse and a minigun!
Granted... That alone has caused several apocalypses and a multitude of EXTREME problems. No need to corrupt that wish... I wish glados had remained in her potato form forever.
Granted. Hey, fries! I wish the fish on my dish could think of something else that friggin' rhymes with fish!
Granted. A new one begins... but it is made out of boogers. I wish hamburger was actually made of ham.
Granted, it starts raining anchovie pizzas from the sky and everyone knows its your fault... enjoy the mob outside your house. I wish for a banana.
Granted, but you get chased by a gorilla when you peel it. I wish for today to be over so I can sleep