Granted, the conflict is spread to everywhere else and everyone knows you wished for it. I wish for the ability to stop and start time without anyone noticing.
Granted. Once you stop time you need to wait a year to start it again. I wish this website had more easy access emotes.
you get one but its a bright yellow reliant robin with a loose steering wheel and manual gearbox. With torn up and mouldy leather seats. I wish to be rule 63'd
Granted. You just have no control over what you type. I wish Sombra and Chrysalis got more screentime and better developed characters.
Granted, it would explode the moment you get it. I wish to control everything and everyone in the world.
Granted. You can no longer control your bowels. I wish Justin Bieber would just go to Mars or something!
Granted, he would come back as a giant and destroy all of pop. I wish to become an evil god, and control everything.
Granted. The universe you now inhabit with your godlike powers consists of only yourself. And is the size of a tiny, tiny box. I wish for warm hugs.
Granted. And they are awesome. And everyone loves them. But you go deaf before you can hear any of them. I wish for cheese pizza.