Granted. You belong to Richard Gere. (I'll let you do your own research on that.) I wish Stewie realized his goal of world domination.
Granted. You're not fireproof, so your hands are now essentially painful lumps of coal. I wish for the ability to stop and start time, while being able to move around and manipulate stuff when I do.
Granted, there is a 10% chance that the universe will explode when you do so. I wish for a bowl of candy.
Granted, Everyone in the world dies and you're left on earth... ALONE. I wish that corruption wasn't as dark and depressing.
Granted, other invincible people come along but they're total jerks. I wish to be an Elements-of-Harmony resistant Draconequus just as powerful as Discord.
Granted, it dissolves into rotten mush the first time you use it. I wish for a constant internet connection.
Granted, unfortunately, the person's corruption also applies to you. I wish the cutie mark crusaders would die!