Corrupt Wishes

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  1. KillStreak

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    Grranted, it would explode the minute you get it.
    I wish to become super hamster.
     
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    I wish Stewie realized his goal of world domination.
     
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    Granted. He then gets assassinated.

    I wish for telekinesis.
     
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    Granted, but you can only pick up food

    I wish for skills
     
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    I wish for the contents of Fort Knox.
     
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    Granted, you get all the air that was in the vault.

    I wish my headache would go away.
     
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    Granted, but now you have a backache.

    I wish i could shoot fire out of my hands.
     
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    Granted. You're not fireproof, so your hands are now essentially painful lumps of coal.

    I wish for the ability to stop and start time, while being able to move around and manipulate stuff when I do.
     
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    Granted, there is a 10% chance that the universe will explode when you do so.

    I wish for a bowl of candy.
     
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    Granted, you get a of bowl veggies instead.

    I wish I had a cat.
     
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    Granted, its a zombie... and it hates you.

    I wish to be invincible!
     
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    Granted, Everyone in the world dies and you're left on earth... ALONE.

    I wish that corruption wasn't as dark and depressing.
     
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    Granted, it becomes like the episode "Too Many Pinkie Pies"

    I wish wasn't alone forever
     
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    Granted, other invincible people come along but they're total jerks.

    I wish to be an Elements-of-Harmony resistant Draconequus just as powerful as Discord.
     
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    Granted, youre a good guy!

    I want nice friends...
     
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    Granted, all your friends are rocks.


    I wish I had A fish to slap people with.
     
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    Granted, it dissolves into rotten mush the first time you use it.

    I wish for a constant internet connection.
     
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    Granted. It's dial-up.

    I wish for next person's wish to be corrupted.
     
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    Granted, unfortunately, the person's corruption also applies to you.

    I wish the cutie mark crusaders would die!
     
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    Granted, they rise from the dead to haunt you.

    I wish it showed Discord more often.
     

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