Corrupt Wishes

Granted, he replaces Rainbow Dash.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

Granted.

Eat up!

I wish for a bowl of frosting.

 

Granted but the bowl itself is made of frosting.

I wish for immortality.

 

Granted, but you are the weakest immortal and the stronger immortals seek to destroy you.

I wish all of the fanfics were canon, just to see what the randoms reaction would be.

 

Granted but there are too many parodoxes in the universe so it almost implodes on it self.. then a timelord comes and reverts it to how it was before so that doesn't happen. You retain the memory that it did.

I wish that the next pony to post would do soemthing silly.

 

Granted, they're all heading right towards you.

i want pony.

 

Granted, but nobody in the universe knows who that is.

I want to be a cat.

 

Granted but you are abandoned, by your owner, in the middle of the desert (poor kitty..)

i wish to see what the Manehatten branch of the CMC are like.

 

Granted, they look so horrible that you are blinded by their ugliness.

I wish this forum was more active.

 

granted, it's so active that you are entirely ignored among the crowd. Also all the topics get off topic extremely quickly and the boards become chaos.

I wish to have a nice breakfast tomorrow.

 

Granted. You're having liver and onions.

I wish for a '32 Ford.

 

Granted it gets stolen two days after you get it.


I wish for all the game consoles ever made

 

Granted, you don't get paid.

I wish i could fly.

 

Granted, but you have no control over which direction you fly


i wish that school didn't have to be so early in the morning.

 

Granted, school is now at 11:59PM at night and goes on for 16 hours.

I wish for The Great And Powerful Trixie!

 

Granted But she is sent back to equestria 3 days after you get her

I wish I was more creative

 

Granted. But, your creativity is so great everyone you know is asking you for creativity lessons.

I wish I could run faster.