Corrupt Wishes

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by JspOt, May 29, 2011.

  1. KillStreak

    KillStreak A (invisible) member
    Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2013
    Messages:
    3,392
    Bro hoofs Received:
    6
    Gender:
    Male
    Granted, your heart would give out
    I wish for nothing
     
  2. Macramepony

    Macramepony An Everypony Regular

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2014
    Messages:
    26
    Bro hoofs Received:
    0
    Sorry, there was an error in processing nothing, and you received everything instead.

    I wish I could go to BronyCon this year.
     
  3. RainbowDash9000

    RainbowDash9000 Mistress of Awesomeness
    Wizard

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2014
    Messages:
    26,112
    Bro hoofs Received:
    1,488
    Granted. You get something.

    I wish I was famous.
     
  4. Macramepony

    Macramepony An Everypony Regular

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2014
    Messages:
    26
    Bro hoofs Received:
    0
    Granted, but you become so famous you can't leave your house

    i wish I had a million dollars.
     
  5. MC-T

    MC-T *Insert clever pun here*
    Blank Flank

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2013
    Messages:
    28
    Bro hoofs Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Arizona
    granted but the money is stolen from the US Treasury

    I wish for something that can uncorrupt a corrupted wish
     
  6. KillStreak

    KillStreak A (invisible) member
    Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2013
    Messages:
    3,392
    Bro hoofs Received:
    6
    Gender:
    Male
    Granted, it would explode the moment you get it
    I wish to be president and live for the rest of my life.
     
  7. Spare Ribs

    Spare Ribs Itoi4H5UQy0gexj
    Banned

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2014
    Messages:
    201
    Bro hoofs Received:
    1
    Granted. You get shot the next day.

    I wish pigs could fly
     
  8. Endblock

    Endblock The fabulous being

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2013
    Messages:
    215
    Bro hoofs Received:
    0
    Location:
    In biome number 9
    Granted. You now have a lot of things you hate to do for people.

    i wish my dog was snugglier
     
  9. Spare Ribs

    Spare Ribs Itoi4H5UQy0gexj
    Banned

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2014
    Messages:
    201
    Bro hoofs Received:
    1
    Granted. But snuggling the snugglier dog got you rabies.

    I wish for an out of body experience
     
  10. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
    Community Moderator egg Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2013
    Messages:
    12,699
    Bro hoofs Received:
    928
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Graphic Artist
    Location:
    The Tarhoof State!!
    Granted. You can't return.

    I wish I had Natsuru Senou's bracelet.
     
  11. KillStreak

    KillStreak A (invisible) member
    Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2013
    Messages:
    3,392
    Bro hoofs Received:
    6
    Gender:
    Male
    Granted, Someone steals it
    I wish… for something
     
  12. furbyguy

    furbyguy Detergent Master

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2012
    Messages:
    192
    Bro hoofs Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Gracemaria, Emmeria
    DAMN YOU BLADE! YOU NINJA! YOU GET A DEATHCLAW!

    I wish to visit Skyrim.
     
  13. KillStreak

    KillStreak A (invisible) member
    Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2013
    Messages:
    3,392
    Bro hoofs Received:
    6
    Gender:
    Male
    Granted your eaten by an Elder Dragon
    I wish for the Jersey Shore show to just die
     
  14. furbyguy

    furbyguy Detergent Master

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2012
    Messages:
    192
    Bro hoofs Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Gracemaria, Emmeria
    Granted, it is replaced with a show all about Justin Bieber.


    I wish i knew why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
     
  15. MC-T

    MC-T *Insert clever pun here*
    Blank Flank

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2013
    Messages:
    28
    Bro hoofs Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Arizona
    Granted kids stop liking it and the company sues you

    I wish for a bigger room
     
  16. Macramepony

    Macramepony An Everypony Regular

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2014
    Messages:
    26
    Bro hoofs Received:
    0
    Granted, but your ceiling is only four feet high


    i wish to be as fast as Rainbow Dash.
     
  17. Spare Ribs

    Spare Ribs Itoi4H5UQy0gexj
    Banned

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2014
    Messages:
    201
    Bro hoofs Received:
    1
    Granted. While running you trip and end up splattered. Sunny side up.

    I wish turtles could do math.
     
  18. Macramepony

    Macramepony An Everypony Regular

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2014
    Messages:
    26
    Bro hoofs Received:
    0
    Granted, now they are the species that rule the human race.

    I wish I could go on a cruise.
     
  19. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
    Community Moderator egg Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2013
    Messages:
    12,699
    Bro hoofs Received:
    928
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Graphic Artist
    Location:
    The Tarhoof State!!
    Granted. Tom beats you up for whizzing on his shoes!

    I wish I had the Pick of Destiny!!!
     
  20. Fenris Rose

    Fenris Rose Going Through Changes
    Deactivated Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2013
    Messages:
    19,885
    Bro hoofs Received:
    2,038
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Florida
    Granted. You are now being pursued by Satan.

    I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich with tomato.
     

Share This Page