Corrupt Wishes

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    Granted, the cheese is actually cardboard.

    I wish i could fly.
     
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    Granted, you crashed into an exploding volcano.

    I wish for more explosions.
     
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    Granted, you explode.

    I wish for The Great And Powerful Trixie.
     
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    You get a politician instead. Those are inherently corrupt.

    I wish for nothing.

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    Granted, you have things stolen from you.

    I wish this politician would go away!
     
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    He doesn't.

    I don't wish for anything.

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    You get A dog with rabies.

    I wish for A flamethrower.
     
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    Granted, but it only shoots muffins. At a very low speed.

    I wish for a portal to Cloudcuckooland.
     
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    Granted. Instead you get a rock.

    I wish I had magic powers.
     
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    You become an alicorn and now you have to deal with all the crap royalty deals with. All of it.

    I wish I had really long hair.
     
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    Since you wished for nothing, you get everything, but have nowhere to put it.

    I wish for an easier night at work.
     
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    Granted. Instead you get to work 24/7.

    I wish I had an apple.
     
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    It's rotten.

    I wish I could go out with Sonata!
     
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    Uhh... Something happens?
    I wish I could have the power to destroy Blayke! Ha Ha HA HA HA!

    EDIT: Rockette you sneaky bastard.
     
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    Granted. You get destroyed as well.

    I still wish I could go out with Sonata.
     
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    (Hey! I still killed her!)

    Also, you get rejected.

    I wish for a new Jontron Video!
     
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    You get blown up by a bomb.

    I wish for more wishes!
     

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