Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Granted. The wishes you get can't be granted though.

    I wish I was the greatest guitarist in the world.
     
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    Granted. Your the best violinist in the world.

    I wish I was a superhero.
     
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    Granted. You're Methane Man.

    I wish I could be a woman for a day.
     
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    M14Brony Turns the friggin' frogs gay.
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    Granted. However, you are a blind woman.

    I wish I had unlimited ammunition.
     
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    You get FOAM AMMO!

    I wish for even more power to destroy Blayke with!
     
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    Granted. Blayke gets more power than you do. So he can destroy you.

    I wish I could dance better.
     
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    Granted. The dance you do is Gangnam Style.

    I wish for a meeelion dollars.
     
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    M14Brony Turns the friggin' frogs gay.
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    Granted. However, you get $1 million in play money.

    I wish for a week off from work.
     
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    Granted. You're in the hospital from an onsite accident.

    I wish for all the video game cheat codes in the world!!!
     
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    Granted. Six tons of cinder-blocks with cheat-codes carved into them fall on you, crushing you to death.

    I wish I would just die.
     
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    Granted. You die and become reincarnated as a great white shark.

    I wish for a magic sitar.
     
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    Granted. It's dark magic, and sucks out your life-force as you play.

    I wish for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate milkshake.
     
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    Granted. A little girl gives you play food.

    I wish for Smash Bros to come out faster!
     
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    Granted. It flies out of the store at 500 MPH... cutting your head in two!

    I wish I could hang out with boulder. He seems cool.
     
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    Granted. Maud gets jealous that boulder is hanging out with you rather than her and she goes on a super happy murder spree because of it.

    I wish I had a spaceship.
     
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    Granted. You get a spaceship that can't go anywhere.

    I wish I had all the tacos I want.
     
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    Granted, you get a bunch of disgusting tofu tacos.

    I wish for my Daft Punk helmet to dry faster.
     
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    Granted. Nothing bad happens!

    I wish I could spend five nights at Freddy's.
     
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    MorphinBrony Me me big boy
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    Granted, you die on night three.

    I wish Scootaloo really was a literal chicken.
     
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    Granted, she turns into a bucket of KFC chicken.

    I wish for a snack.
     

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