Granted. The wishes you get can't be granted though. I wish I was the greatest guitarist in the world.
Granted. You're in the hospital from an onsite accident. I wish for all the video game cheat codes in the world!!!
Granted. Six tons of cinder-blocks with cheat-codes carved into them fall on you, crushing you to death. I wish I would just die.
Granted. It's dark magic, and sucks out your life-force as you play. I wish for a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate milkshake.
Granted. It flies out of the store at 500 MPH... cutting your head in two! I wish I could hang out with boulder. He seems cool.
Granted. Maud gets jealous that boulder is hanging out with you rather than her and she goes on a super happy murder spree because of it. I wish I had a spaceship.