Corrupt Wishes

Granted. You get nothing.

I wish there was more colors on the rainbow.

 

Granted, the new colors are brown and grey.

I wish for you to read this in Timmy Turner's voice.

 

Granted. You also went back and read it as Crocker.

I wish I had a working TARDIS.

 

Granted. It's filled with weeping angels.

I wish for a standing cutout of Kanye West.

 

Granted its lit on fire.

I wish for the new KoRn album.

 

Duuuude! I was gonna set it on fire. Damn.

Anyway, granted. You get a CD copy and when you open it, the CD has the word corn carved in the back, making it unusable.

I wish to have the closet that leads to Narnia.

 

Granted, the closet along with your house catches on fire.

I wish that I had the largest arsenal of weapons in the world.

 

Granted, you get arrested and recieve a life sentence for carrying illegal firearms... Which you can't even use because you never wished for ammo for any of it.

I wish to know how to surf.

 

Granted you get ripped apart by a school of sharks.

I wish for a train.

 

Granted. A train falls from the sky on you.

I wish for a lvl 100 warlock.

 

Granted, he kills you.

I wish ponies were real.

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They are real. They just don't talk or have magical powers.

I wish for doubt.

 

You are forced to.

I wish for diabeetus.

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Granted. You start losing fingers and toes.

I wish I wouldn't get a sugar crash

 

Granted. You get even more sugar crashes.

I wish I had the power to go anywhere I want.

 

Granted but once you leave somewhere you may never return to that location again.

Hey Rainbowdash, I wish to see a sonic rainboom.

 

Granted, no. You will not see it.

I wish could get a million dollars.

 

Granted, it's all play money.

I wish I was a god.

 

Granted, you are now a backwards dog.

Wish I could Fly like an eagle.