Corrupt Wishes

Granted, here have a Redbull.

I wish to have a life.

 

Granted, you have death.

I wish for rainbows.

 

Granted. It rains for 3 straight centuries, killing off almost every species. Then there are rainbows.

I wish this wish was not an actual wish.

 

Granted, but then the universe implodes.

I wish for monkeys.

 

The monkeys all have Ebola.

I wish for the power to destroy all evil (Well, what I think is evil...) from the universe!

 

Granted,you get no power for evil.

I wish I had a good grade on my report card.

 

Granted. Someone rewrote all your scores to A's. You get blamed for it and suspended.

I wish for a scale model replica of the Death Star.

 

Granted, it's a functional replica, and it blows up the Earth.

I wish for Kim Jong-Un to die a horrible death.

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Granted. He becomes infected with a vicious case of rabies, and infects you in the process.

I wish for god powers.

 

Granted, just keep in mind that what you're experiencing in reality are grandiose delusions.

I wish I could improve my singing voice.

 

Granted you resort to lipsynching.

I wish for a copy of Smash Bros. for Wii U.

 

granted,its an illegal bootleg copy of the game

i wish i had 10 years of good luck!

 

Granted, but then you smash a mirror and counteract the luck.

I wish for a hot dog.

 

Granted,it's a dog that was set on fire

I wish I was a woman...

 

Granted, you get stay as a man. Forever.

I wish for a gold nugget.

 

Granted, its made of pyrite.

I wish for eternal life.

 

Granted, but you still age. FOREVER.

I wish for free drugs.

 

Granted, your mom becomes your biggest supplier.

I wish for a 12 inch...sub

 

You get a tiny submarine.

I wish for a free trip to Space Australia! (Only one of you will get that reference.)

 

Granted, it's actually an upside-down space colony with a bunch of kangaroos.

I wish I could grasp the true form of Giygas's attack.

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