Granted, Winter ends forever. We now live in a perpetual state of blistering heat, causing the worlds water supply to eventually dry out. Have a nice day. I wish I could find my dream job.
Granted. However, you don't get it until you pay your friggin' bill! I wish I could meet my Lorulean counterpart.
Granted. You appear in front of their house, and knock on their door. It turns out they are extremely grumpy. They open it just a crack for a few seconds only to scream at you and slam the door in your face. They then lock it with a dead bolt. It is impossible for you to break the door down. I wish to watch the great dragon migration.
Granted, the dragon burn your house down. I wish I was Rainbow Dash's boyfriend. Sent from MAH BOI using DINNER
Granted. She rejects your feelings and she tells you she's in love with Soarin. I wish I was a Sith Lord.
Granted, you are given the title of Sith Lord. and this is all you get, because Sith powers and the whole entirety of the force does not exist in the real world. But you are recognized as a Sith Lord...so hey. I wish I could start a rock band.
Granted, it's play money. I wish for an episode where Rainbow Dash becomes evil. Sent from MAH BOI using DINNER
Granted, welcome to the Rainbow Fac--wait, didn't I make this joke before? I wish I knew who the true mastermind behind it all in MLP is.
granted. You kill a mockingbird. You are found guilty and are sentenced to 25 to life. I wish we all could have our very own best pony.
Granted, due to your incompetence, you burn the place down. I wish for free money. Sent from MAH BOI using DINNER