Corrupt Wishes

Granted, all the money free money ends up in a fire pit.

I wish for bananas.

 

Granted. They eat you.

I wish I could go to Trixie's show.

 

Granted, she plays the tape from the Ring. Enjoy your last week alive.

I wish Spitfire was Molestia's student.

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Granted. No one survives.

I wish I had Discord's powers.

 

Granted, Discord keeps his powers.

I wish I had gold.

 

Granted. Midas turns you into a Gold statue. Unfortunately, all your vital organs needed for basic life functions are now also gold.

I wish I could vacation in Ponyville.

 

Granted, but all the inns are taken. Enjoy your tent in the Everfree forest.

I wish I could be a girl for a day.

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"so..its not Luna...but it's Lunar's wife?who is she?"

 

Granted, it's a day you're on your period.

I wish to be on a nice vacation.

 

Granted, you now work for AAA travel agency to plan nice vacations.

I wish to be a shapeshifter.

 

Granted, your powers only last a day, and you end up staying as an ugly monster for the rest of your life.

I wish Vocaloids never existed.

 

Granted, but now you could never speak again.

I wish for nothing or something.

 

Granted, you got everything.

I wish racist never existed(seriously)

 

Granted, people try to find all the other flaws in people.

I wish for a bucket of cookie dough with whipped cream on top. And a spoon.

 

Granted.You got some noodles and a fork.

I wish for an iPhone.

 

Granted, you get on of those giant phones that have weak service.

I wish I could sing better.

 

Congrats, you can only don't in fast motion that nobody can understand. Like rap. Ew.

I wish to be fabulous!

 

Granted, everyone gets jealous of you and attempts to murder you.

I wish I was an MLG Quickscoper.

 

Granted, you have no internet connection.
I wish it would rain chocolate milk.

 

Granted, now you are black(just a joke, don't think I'm being racist)

I wish for MLP season 6.