Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Grey Knightmare

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    Granted. You get none as that's more than one wish!

    I wish for EPR broadcasts
     
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    Granted but then your family dies in a horrible fire.

    I wish I had me some ice cream.
     
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    Granted, it's literally ice covered in cream.

    I wish Breaking Benjamin would tour in the UK :(
     
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    Granted. Now Benjamin Burnley has an England phobia (see what I did there?)

    I wish for Benjamin Burnley to finally get over his flight phobia.
     
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    Granted, but now he has motor phobia.

    I wish I lived somewhere more peaceful than I do now.
     
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    Granted, how about under water Atlantis? You don't have any oxygen or mutations though.

    I wish College was out for summer already :’(
     
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    Granted, but you get send to Mars, where there is no summer, along with your College, and while you're fighting the evil monsters that are up there, someone sneaks up on you, grabbing you and draging you back into college. There you get attacked by more monsters, and basically you die from it.

    I wish for a corrupt wish.
     
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    Granted. I shall corrupt this wish by reading Cupcakes out loud.

    The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except Rainbow Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the tree tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several hundred feet and dove, streaking downward as fast as she could. Seconds before hitting the ground, her wings flew open and she pulled up back into the clear blue. Rainbow felt alive.

    I'm too lazy to finish the rest.

    I wish for EPR to have more viewers and still have the same amount of spam as it does now.
     
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    Granted but theyre all trolls trolling the dj and adding even more spam

    I wish for a faster car
     
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    Granted, but it's uninsured.

    I wish for a faster computer.
     
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    Granted but it has a serious overheating issue!

    I wish for this weekend off work!! :(
     
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    Granted, but your house blew up so you have to pay the bills. And if you don't work, no bills are paid.

    I wish for a job at Nintendo.
     
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    Granted, but your job is to try and revive the R.O.B. series of NES accessories for the new Wii U.

    I wish that I could afford to take a vacation.
     
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    Granted. You go on vacation in Serbia. Enjoy your torture.

    I wish for irony.
     
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    Granted, but it will be at your expense.


    I wish for knowledge.
     
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    choose either to have your mind rot out or hate all humans for being so thick

    I wish for zombies :3
     
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    Granted but it only affects squirrels.


    I wish I could swim.
     
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    clever pony.....granted but you can only swim in custard.

    i wish i could get out of my bed
     
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    Granted, but your bed is in a locked vault.


    I wish for a never ending book.
     
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    Granted, but the suspense of not knowing the ending killed you.

    I wish for more pony.
     

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