Granted - MLP season 2 is now ML Chicken and Scootaloo is the only character in the show. I wish a had more stuff to make s'mores with.
Granted, you are now shipped with everything in existence at once, Of course this means you are cheating on everything in existence and of course this means they all dump you. You are now oh so very depressed I wish for the DJs to DJ more
Granted. You get your gun, you play around with it, and happen to shoot yourself in the head with it. *Ouch!* I wish for Octacamo.
granted, you become a troll and get rejected by brony community I wish it wasn't so hot in here (literally)
Granted. Your face melts off at complete random. I wish that I had seven fingers on each hand. Why? Why not!
@rock53: well if I was a pony (or she a human) and since I'm straight, that isn't very corrupted with xD . granted, you can't type right anymore, therefore can't post anything. I wish for cool mlp t-shirt.
Granted. You eat it, now nobody believes you had it in the first place. I wish my name was Jan van der Igenhauser-Hooijdonk.