Corrupt Wishes

granted, you get 5 $ and that's all money you'll ever have. FOREVER!


I wish for jet airplane (Su-47 would be nice)

 

Granted. You crash it your first time flying.



I wish that I had a top hat!

 

granted, you get arrested for suspicion that you're lulzsec member


I wish more people would use msn this days.

 

Granted. They all type like this: r u hawt irl!1!!!!OMG txt m3!111!!!!"



I wish that this was a real wish.

 

granted, you just got yourself a skin rash. enjoy


I wish that math's doesn't stop creative flow of some people.

 

Granted but now only maths people are creative and hence no more mlp.

I wish the following was correct:
a=b
ab=b²
ab-a²=b²-a²
a(b-a)=(b+a)(b-a)
a=b+a
a=2a
1=1

 

granted, world now falls down in a big hole you just made with your logic. congratulations.


I wish I knew to program (code) as good as some members here.

 

Granted but you have no time for ponies. Enjoy

I wish for more Irish punk rock.

 

Granted. You get Regular Punk Rock instead.

I wish for more pony music.

 

Granted, but it's all music dedicated to Photo Finish x Scootaloo.

I wish that I knew how to remix songs that people would like.

 

Granted. People get jealous and snub it.



I wish that I could contact juggle.

 

Granted, however you've forgotten how to write

I wish for pies!

 

granted, you get 2 in your face.


I wish for no rain today.

 

Granted, it rains for ten days straight.

I wish to be a green lantern.

 

granted, you can't watch ponies


I wish multitasking never existed.

 

Granted - polytasking exists as of now.

I wish for more pirates.

 

Granted, they take you hostage.

I wish for the world to be an rpg.

(yeti that was EVIL)

 

Granted. I make the setting!



I wish that I had a papaya.

 

it breaks to it doesn't take any fuel nor move any milage so no fuel used

I wish for the prefect date (see how this one goes)