Granted. It just seems like slowing down time, in fact you just became too slow. I wish for dun dun duuuun
granted, you get answer for Satiric Obeying Logic Equation (aka. SOLE) I wish for song made by DJ-Pwn3 herself
Granted. Your internet is infected, and infected your computer. I wish for a faster computer. [inb4 someone says that it goes too fast and catchs on fire/burns/explodes/etc...]
Granted. It grows legs and runs away. Can you catch it? No, it's too fast... I wish I could finish this senten
Granted. You can't even start a sentence. I wish for a wish that wasn't corrupted but is corrupted which means I would have to wish for another wish to not get corrupted but then gets corrupted.
Granted, but DRD can't contain the things that they can't say, and swells up and burst, destroying a nearby pylon which is in the network connected to your house. A minor inconvenience. I wish that I could have sword blades on the undersides of my arms. (Well I don't really, but it would be all right temporarily)
Granted, but they're duller than the sky outside my house (which is quite grey) I wish for longer nights....not ETERNAL night, just longer nights.
Granted. You now have no stomach, or body lower than your diaphragm for that matter. I wish for a blue iPod loaded with every G4 PMV and G4 pony related song ever made. Also it must have a sticker of The Great and Powerful Trixie on the back of it.
Granted! As soon as you get it, though, it vanishes! Like magic... I wish the Hub would have a marathon of ponies for an entire day...
Granted! It is generation 0.5 ponies. Not even generation 1...... I wish that I had food poisoning! (Can't corrupt a bad wish can you?)