Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Stainless

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    you get a twef instead, enjoy

    I wish to answer hypothetical questions
     
  2. Yetione

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    granted, answer is : "you die"


    I wish I could slow down time.
     
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    Granted. It just seems like slowing down time, in fact you just became too slow.

    I wish for dun dun duuuun
     
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    you get Indiana Jones

    I wish for answers to your SOLE!
     
  5. Yetione

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    granted, you get answer for Satiric Obeying Logic Equation (aka. SOLE)


    I wish for song made by DJ-Pwn3 herself
     
  6. Double Rainbow "Dash"

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    Granted. Derpy Hooves makes the song for you.

    I wish for an hour loop of Equestria Girls.
     
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    Granted - You pass out anytime you hear that song now.

    I wish my sinuses weren't congested.
     
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    granted, you get diarea


    I wish people wouldn't lie
     
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    granted, you now have them running 24/7

    I wish for the internet not to be so gross
     
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    Granted. Your internet is infected, and infected your computer.

    I wish for a faster computer. [inb4 someone says that it goes too fast and catchs on fire/burns/explodes/etc...]
     
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    Granted. It grows legs and runs away. Can you catch it? No, it's too fast...

    I wish I could finish this senten
     
  12. Double Rainbow "Dash"

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    Granted. You can't even start a sentence.

    I wish for a wish that wasn't corrupted but is corrupted which means I would have to wish for another wish to not get corrupted but then gets corrupted.
     
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    I wish for you TO SHUT UP

    (two in one :3)
     
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    Granted, but DRD can't contain the things that they can't say, and swells up and burst, destroying a nearby pylon which is in the network connected to your house. A minor inconvenience.

    I wish that I could have sword blades on the undersides of my arms. (Well I don't really, but it would be all right temporarily)
     
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    Granted, but they're duller than the sky outside my house (which is quite grey)

    I wish for longer nights....not ETERNAL night, just longer nights.
     
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    granted, Trollestia banishes you to the Moon


    I wish I could go to Japan
     
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    Granted. You end up in an anime (SORRY FOR YOU)

    I wish for no stomachache.
     
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    Granted. You now have no stomach, or body lower than your diaphragm for that matter.



    I wish for a blue iPod loaded with every G4 PMV and G4 pony related song ever made. Also it must have a sticker of The Great and Powerful Trixie on the back of it.
     
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    Granted! As soon as you get it, though, it vanishes! Like magic...

    I wish the Hub would have a marathon of ponies for an entire day...
     
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    Granted! It is generation 0.5 ponies. Not even generation 1......


    I wish that I had food poisoning! (Can't corrupt a bad wish can you?)
     

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