Corrupt Wishes

Wish granted, but he's going to have to wait his turn.

I wish that it wouldn't rain for 3 years one one particular square mile of land.

 

granted, everyone on that land dies of hunger.


I wish ^wasn't a combo-breaker.

 

Wish granted, He now posts after each of us hence stopping a combo ever forming

Wish F5 didnt work so I would stop posting and sleep.

 

granted, now you click on refresh button


I wish for a muffin

 

Granted, derpy followed a pardoy of cupcakes though so...

Wish I didnt have to sleep.

 

granted, you keep replying to my posts

I wish Ripp_ doesn't go to sleep :Trollestia:

 

Granted, I go mad though and die
I wish you lived across the street from me.

 

granted, I annoy you even when you're not online


I wish Luna was DJ as DJ-Pon3

 

Granted, DJ-P0n3 is now no longer DJ :Trollestia:

I wish for more smilies!

 

Granted. Your stuck with :Trollestia: forever.

I wish for more ninjas.

 

granted, they are all troll faces . you become one


I wish to get some mail.

 

Granted. You got ninja'd and Derpy gives you your mail.

I wish for more derp.

:derpe:

 

granted, Derpy throws your computer to trash


I wish that there's no 30 second post rule.

 

Granted
Its now a 24hr post rule!

Wish for more peopel to join in this post game we got going now.

 

(My computer is trash anyways. 1998 woohoo)

Granted. It's a minute rule now.

I wish for more muffins.

 

granted, they are made by Applebloom, enjoy


I wish I didn't get ninja'd now

 

Granted. You will get ninja'd eventually.

I wish for more ninjas.

 

granted, they get in your room and kill you when you're sleeping


I wish it wasn't so hot in here.

 

granted, you can't post

Wishes for apples.

 

Granted. You get annoying oranges.

I wish for more stuff.