Corrupt Wishes

granted, cupcakes


I wish I could stop loling. it's disturbing my concentration of speed typing.

 

Granted. You rofl instead.

I wish for more posts per day.

 

granted, you get banned for having more posts than all admins combined


I wish for AC in my room

 

Granted you freeze to death



I wish that whoever corrupts this wish will get violently explosive diarrhea.

 

Granted. I don't get diarrhea, and all the Fluttershy's hang around me. [Deal with it.jpg]

I wish for moar :Trollestia:

 

granted, you become new Ripp_


I wish for more Fluttershy

 

Granted. You get more mosquitoes


I wish for a sandwich.

 

granted, it has no mayo


I wish for more inspiration

 

Granted all the inspiration you get is for clop fics.



I wish for a cool car

 

Granted. It gets stolen by :Trollestia:

I wish for a NES.

 

Granted. It doesn't work



I wish for every Pink Floyd Album!

 

granted, you crash it 10 seconds after getting it



I wish for moon

 

(Seriously were all getting ninja'd at certain points.)

Granted. You get cheese.

I wish for ePONYmous to post.

 

granted, but not now


I wish to announce my last post for the day.

 

Granted. Bye.

I wish you the best of luck. :Trollestia:

 

granted, I get hit by horseshoe in head.


I wish for more jk's

 

Granted. JK :Trollestia:

I wish for someone else to be :Trollestia:

 

Granted. You get eaten by a monkey.


I wish for a marshmallow Rarity.

 

Granted, but she gets melted into smores and gets eaten by Applejack.

I wish for more "FLUTTER" [Who said I never hated Fluttershy. Just more into RD.]

[video=youtube;7b6EL_gbdzI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b6EL_gbdzI&feature=related[/video]

 

Granted. It's Flutterguy (Not the member here). Giggity.



I wish that I was happier looking