Granted. You "Helped make them." *cough*Cupcakes*cough* (Cupcake = muffin) I wish for a non-corrupted wish.
Granted. It has to be corrupted because of this thread. I wish for somepony else to corrupt their own wish.
Granted. Limewire doesn't exist anymore. (Not sure, because I don't even use Limewire myself.) I wish for a lemon.
Granted. Life gives you lemon, and you make a lemon-nuke. Nuke life for giving you lemons. I wish for a Deadpool action figure.
Granted. It's a common figure and everypony has one. I wish for a wish that wasn't corrupted but it has to be corrupted and Jaret will corrupt that wish.
Granted, but the balance in granted wished to wishes made has been upset, causing a vortex in time and space to open up and swallow you whole. I wish that I had a pet dragon.
granted, he robs jewellery store and you as his owner are responsible. I wish more people would use msn these days.
Granted. It's Windows live messenger. Now someone needs to explain to you what Skype is. I wish to get back in my form I used to be with Rachel Alucard.
Granted. No one will post in exactly 5 minutes, but before then and afterwards it's cool. I wish that I could do a million backflips!
granted, you do it all in one go and fall on floor on your head and die I wish I could land fs 10 double cork.