Corrupt Wishes

granted, you get :derpe:


I wish for more Trollestia in season 2

 

Granted. :Trollestia:

I wish for more :derpe:

 

Granted, but it is deemed unsafe for human eyes and must be destroyed.

I wish for a fan-fiction of Rainbow Dash being dissected by Pinkie Pie.

 

Granted. The fanfic doesn't exist :Trollestia:

I wish for more shipping fanfics

 

granted, they are all about Derpy shipping mail all over Equestria :Trollestia:


I wish these awesome sound on EPR never ends.

 

Granted, just wait for that "Magic In Me" thing to come on.

I wish for my cat to shut up.

 

Granted. Your cat never shuts up :Trollestia:

I wish for a better upload speed.

 

Granted, but you can only download one thing

I wish for a mau5 head.

 

Granted, but you will never go to his concert.

I wish for .

 

granted, you get it D:


I wish for Grand Galloping Gala ticket

 

Granted. You get :Trollestia:

I wish for a worldwide Brony meetup.

 

Granted. It's held in "equestria". Hope we're gonna see you!

I wish for a "V" to be used by the next guy instead of a "G".

 

Vlekpif, I replaced all of the other letters too.

I wish I could think of somethinv to wish for!

 

granted, your wish is to throw your laptop/pc/mac/tablet/phone from Pertonias Twin Towers. enjoy your wish.


I wish to meet Princess Luna

 

Granted. She gets to meet you, then :Trollestia: meets you after.

I wish for more emoticons.

 

granted, they are different versions of :Trollestia:

I wish I could just close half of tabs I have opened now

 

Granted. You get twice as much tabs than you used to. :Trollestia:

I wish for ██████████████████████████ <--- Spoiler :Trollestia:

 

Granted. It takes five hours.



I wish for bacon

 

Granted. You die from a heart attack due to the grease on the bacon.

I wish for chocolate.

 

Granted. Someone spilled anti-freeze on the chocolate beforehand. You should have learned from Tenor's mistake with the bacon!

I wish for a new computer since Yeti destroyed mine.