Who said I was going to eat it? :Trollestia: "Want a chocolate cupcake?" Granted. It's new but at a whole bunch of spyware / adware / virus / malware / etc... I wish for my 5th crystal.
Granted. link However, this is not the crystal you're looking for. I wish the moon was actually made of cheese.
Granted. It molds and the earth always smells nasty when the moon is overhead. I wish that my corruption of ^'s wish could theoretically work.
Granted. You get a Kazooie - Banjo Kazooie. (God damn it, i gave you a perfect joke to corrupt (maybe the most famous sound effect ever.), and you corrupt it with a... banjo. IT WAS SO...) I wish for a Sad Trombone... again.
Granted. You don't get your pizza. [video=youtube;sC75aU47GRk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GRk[/video] I wish Jaret corrupted this wish.
Granted, though she quickly gets bored of you as you can't party hard enough, and disposes of you at the local lake. I wish that I had the ability to make some extreeeeeme pony songs.
Granted. You make cupcakes. Granted, your songs are extreme. They've been ranked in the "too extreme to listen to" category. I wish for qwerty. (Stop ninjaing.)