Corrupt Wishes

Granted. You get there and all of the snow's melted D:

I wish for an ancient psychic tandem war elephant!

 

Granted. Somehow it gets corrupted and turns against you.

I wish for a chess legend to be beaten by me.

 

Granted. A computer beats you.

I wish for Kokonoe to be a playable character on BB.

 

granted, only you can't play as him



I wish for new laptop battery

 

Granted, its thw wrong type.


Wish I wasnt tired.

 

Mhhm....

Granted. Your sleepy.

I wish for a turntable.

 

granted, you're turned at one while pinkie stands by you :Trollestia:

I wish for :Trollestia:

 

Granted. Your stuck with :Trollestia:

I wish for

 

Granted. You get trolled. Problem? :Trollestia:

I wish for a friendly corruption.

EDIT: MOTHERF*... damn it, ninjas. I won't change my post. It fits quite nicely, i guess.

 

granted, I become Croatian politician :Trollestia:


I wish for eternal night

 

Granted. You get eternal day by :Trollestia:

I wish for

 

Granted. Rainbow Dash squeezes here face until her head explodes.


I wish that I could beat Chewbacca in an arm wrestle!

 

Granted. You lose. "The game"

I wish for some more emoticons.

 

Granted. They are graphic phallic images.



I wish for a good movie.

 

Granted. It's a grimdark movie.

I wish for a new pony season.

 

Granted. They revert to generation one.


I wish for the ability to fart lightning!!!!

 

Granted. You fart rainbows.

I wish for a rainbow lightning trail.

 

GRanted. It pours from your nose.


I wish for amazing TROLL POWAs!!!!

 

Granted. :Trollestia: Not.

I wish for Rule 20%

 

Granted.....it's not 20% cooler..


I wish for Applejack to be more loved.....The Apples get no love from bronies...