Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Jaret

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    Granted. They're REALLY horrid at it, though.

    I wish for the next user not to corrupt this wish in any way, and i also wish for him not to use "Granted."
     
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    Your wish is my command. Your wish stays pristine and incorruptibly for eternity.



    I wish for the next poster to get tazer'd in the face!
     
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    granted, I have mask over my face so it doesn't have any effect.

    I wish for super effective reply.
     
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    Granted. You run out of pokemon and black out.


    I wish for a high five!
     
  5. Double Rainbow "Dash"

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    Granted. You get a *brohoof* instead.

    I wish for white out.
     
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    Granted, but it's pink

    I wish for new shoes
     
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    Granted. The shoes are not your size.

    I wish for Ponystep.
     
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    Granted. A pony steps on your foot.


    I wish that I could rip this CD onto my computer!!!
     
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    Granted. The CD Rips your computer in half.

    I wish for a pony invasion.
     
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    Granted. They aren't quite as vegetarian as we assumed and they eat us.



    I wish for an orbital anti hate beam!
     
  11. Double Rainbow "Dash"

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    Granted. That's why we have the friendship cannon.

    I wish for more Rainbows.
     
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    Granted. It never stops raining.

    I wish for more wine!
     
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    Granted! Good luck trying to open the cellar door.

    I wish for more time... I'm starting to run out of it.
     
  14. Jaret

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    Granted. Your wish has been corrupted (Whatever you have wished for).

    I wish for... let's see... a better PC?
     
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    Granted. You stole Bill Gate's pimped out PC and now he has a personal vendetta against you!


    I wish for a squid in my freezer!
     
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    Granted, you are now wanted by several animal rights groups.

    I wish for more pinkie!
     
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    Granted. There is Pinkie but no Brain. [​IMG]


    I wish for a harpoon gun!
     
  18. Jaret

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    Granted. Through shipping (get it?) you get the harpoon but no gun. Seriously, wtf is wrong with shipping sometimes?

    I wish for a leg.
     
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    Granted, one table leg, no table, it also will never fit any table you have.

    I wish for the sqrt of pi
     
  20. Jaret

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    Granted. 9.8696044. Mathematics are not to be corrupted.

    I wish for the Pi song to be played.
     

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