Corrupt Wishes

:Trollestia: He mad.

Granted. They make a cupcake muffin out of you, and ninja's eat it. :derpe:

I wish more ninja's came.

 

Granted. They came (as in, the sexual way)

I wish for v to be ^.

 

Granted, do I really need to say it, it's too obvious. yes that's right PinkiePie made it out of..... Applejack.

I wish this post not to be ninjaed.

 

@Setzer; Maybe if did...dunno :Trollestia:

Granted. It won't get ninja'd but Jaret might be :derpe:

I wish to translate his other post IN ENGLISH.

 

Granted. Haj, prevedi ga.

I wish for STUPID THINGS.

 

Granted, then Grey bans you for using ALL CAPS

I wish for Jaret to be the best admin in the world.

 

Granted. Grey is the best admin ever.

I wish Jaret got ninja'd even more.

 

Granted. Hey, you can't wish for stuff that already is existing.

I wish for *Dies*

Ghost of Jaret: damn it, IT somehow must've been corrupted. I wish for... to be alive again.

Edit: everytime i get ninja'd, i die a little inside.

 

granted, but Dash gets ninja'd even more.

I wish I could send emails by thought, can't be bothered sending my work to every pony podcast out there.

edit: wow this thread is too popular to work, any more, lol.

 

Granted. You are the "Ghost of Jaret" "FOREVERRR!" until we get bored... You send spam mail to everypony out there, and they spam you back.

I wish for more ninjas.

EDIT: (Told ya so.)

 

That would be good RD then I would get get millions of views.

granted, your next post get triple ninja'd

I wish for everypony in the world to watch my PMVs

 

Your welcome

Granted. Your Pinkie's Lie PMV is the only one that will be viewed. [Make more, and notify my YouTube Channel.]

I wish for more Rainbow Dash PMV's

EDIT: (Ha, no triple ninja post :Trollestia

 

Granted. All are Taiwan and no one likes them.

I wish for a hyphen.

 

@ Jaret Granted, you get a semicolon instead;



Granted. They are made from Justin Beiber and Hannah Montana songs.


I wish that Pink Floyd was in town.

 

RD if I granted that I would have said, granted every RD PMV ever made will suck.

granted, a giant hyphen falls on you head and kills you.

I wish for

 

Before: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUdge.

After: :Trollestia: Problem?

Granted. You are no longer able to finish your questions and answers.

I wish for Setzer to acknowledge "The Game"

 

granted, but now setzer can finish his sentances again.

I wish this was my 300th post

 

Granted. Your 10 posts off from 300.

I wish to surpass Jaret's posts...and ninja him more. :Trollestia:

 

granted, Jaret bans you for making that wish against him, he then gets frustrated and stops posting.

I wish I didn't have to study Art, in my media class.

 

Granted. You get your wish, but they study the art of PONIES! :Trollestia: You mad now...

I wish for some artistic ability. (Engineering > Art)