Corrupt Wishes

Granted. It lasts forever.


I wish for a house with feet!

 

Granted, it runs away

I'm done with wishing. It's gotten me nowhere

 

[No Wish Detected]

I wish for more Jaret.

 

Granted. A small amount of Jaret turned into Jaret double-posting the same message.

I wish for a new post.

 

Granted. A small amount of Jaret turned into Jaret double-posting the same message.

I wish for a new post.

 

Granted. You don't.

I wish Jaret would stop boosting his posts so I could catch up with him.

 

Granted. But you stop posting because your fingers fell off from all this typing, so your posts stay the same.

I wish I had more posts - wait, what do I get for more posts?

 

Granted. I explain that from more posts you get better in bed (heh heh) and you will be immortal while you're ruling over the internet.

I wish for a dude to post next.

 

*dude*

Granted. Rainbow Dash is a Chick/Filly.

I wish for someone other than Jaret to post.

 

Granted. It's, though, Jaret masked as somebody else.

I wish for something good to happen to the next person.

 

Granted. I win.

I wish for somepony else to win.

 

Granted, Jaret wins.

I wish for that explanation of pi*xV3 jaret asked for.

 

Granted. I'm lazy and give up.

I wish Ripp_ would do it for us.

 

Granted. I win. Someone loses. (It must be corrupted in a way, DRD)

I wish for a 4 wheel vehicle.

 

Granted. It has four wheels but they vary in sizes.

I wish for ███████ :Trollestia:

 

Granted. ███████, out of nowhere, turns into a pumpkin.

I wish for 20k posts on the forum (We're near, guys)

 

Granted. We will get to 20k posts.

I wish for over 9k posts.

 

Granted. You get 12posts a day average, but can't get any higher.

I wish for 50posts/day.

 

granted, you get banned for spam

Wish for no 30 sec limit.

 

Granted. You made me raise the cap to 1 min.

I wish for infinitism.