Granted, there are half as many haters with twice the hate. I wish I could breath underwater indefinably.
Granted, but then this THREAD GETS MOVED INTO THE TEXT GAMES FORUM, RENDERING YOUR INDEFINABLY-TY TO IMPOSSIBILITY, which causes your brain to stop using the breathe underwater function, making you drown. I wish for a new banner in the Ponyville theme instead of that stupid "radio ad".
Granted, but you abused that power and got kicked from these forums, you fool. I wish that Ubuntu would work.
it does, i use my powers of abuse to make it work against you! I wish i had the power to turn off gravity
Granted, but now you weight a million tons, and thus are the new gravitational center of everyone on earth. Earth comes at you so hard, you hit it's earth (pun unintended) too hard, thus it ends up killing you. I wish for a Pixel art workshop by Blu-cup.
Granted, you're given a palette of two colours- hot pink and garish orange. I wish that I could decide which language to speak next.
granted, Mars and Earth stay fighting, Saturn soon joins in, we lose to Pluto who is pissed of be declared not a planet damn you jaret! sniped! I wish for Air head celebs to die out
Granted! But the mobo and everything else on it fries 10 minutes after you get it. I wish I could gain some weight.