Corrupt Wishes

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    Granted, your eyes are constantly unbearabley hot.

    I wish there wasn't so many haters in the world.
     
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    Granted, there are half as many haters with twice the hate.



    I wish I could breath underwater indefinably.
     
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    Granted, but then this THREAD GETS MOVED INTO THE TEXT GAMES FORUM, RENDERING YOUR INDEFINABLY-TY TO IMPOSSIBILITY, which causes your brain to stop using the breathe underwater function, making you drown.

    I wish for a new banner in the Ponyville theme instead of that stupid "radio ad".
     
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    Granted, its now for EPTV instead

    I wish, for unlimited wishes! :D
     
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    Granted, but you abused that power and got kicked from these forums, you fool.

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    it does, i use my powers of abuse to make it work against you!

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    Granted, but now you weight a million tons, and thus are the new gravitational center of everyone on earth. Earth comes at you so hard, you hit it's earth (pun unintended) too hard, thus it ends up killing you.

    I wish for a Pixel art workshop by Blu-cup.
     
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    Granted, you're given a palette of two colours- hot pink and garish orange.

    I wish that I could decide which language to speak next.
     
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    Granted, you decided to learn to speak fluently gibberish.

    I wish for a fail.
     
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    Granted - You failed at making a good wish.

    I wish for world war.
     
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    Granted, it happened 60 years ago.

    I wish for a win.
     
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    granted, Mars and Earth stay fighting, Saturn soon joins in, we lose to Pluto who is pissed of be declared not a planet


    damn you jaret! sniped!
    I wish for Air head celebs to die out
     
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    Granted, but they're replaced by block headed celebrities.


    I wish for a slice of pizza.
     
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    Granted! But it's three months old. :x

    I wish for the best DJ system evah!
     
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    Granted, but it only plays songs you hate.

    I wish for canned air.
     
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    Granted! But it seems that there is a hole in the can.

    I wish for every day to be "Derpy Day"!
     
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    Granted, but it was canned in the bog of eternal stench.


    I wish for a new computer
     
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    Granted! But the mobo and everything else on it fries 10 minutes after you get it. :)

    I wish I could gain some weight.
     
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    Granted, but you gained much more than desired.

    I wish for a spaceship.
     
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    Granted! But it implodes in the vacuum of space.

    I wish to never have to go to work again.
     

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