Corrupt Wishes

Granted. 1/Infinity = 0

I wish for zeroism.

 

Granted. 1/0 approx. infinity.

I wish for asdfz

 

Granted keyboard yayout is now qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and messages look diffrent.

I wish for the 100th page!

 

Granted. Well, it'll come one day.

I wish for songs. MORE SONGS.

 

Granted. They all come from my collection.

I wish for a wish.

 

Granted. It's corrupted.

I wish for American Rap to be as good as Serbian/Bosnian (unfortunately, your rappers suck, America).

 

Serbian/Bosnian Rap now sucks like the american kind

Wish for OATMEAL

 

Granted. It makes you crazy


I wish for a good corruption.

 

Granted. This wish got GREATLY corrupted. And the wisher got Rickrolled. So randomly.

I wish for a joke.

 

Granted
5 men of varing nationalities and relgions walk into a bar
"OUT I'm not having any of these jokes in my bar"


Wish fo»Wait 100 pa»Well I didn»Oh like this song«'t make this thread, wish my thread had 100 pages«r me to stop intrupting my swlf

 

Granted. You get banned from yourself (Also, nice signature!)

I wish for users to have better sigs.

 

Granted, you only like your own artwork, so every sig for every member has to be made by you.

I wish for my MLP is awesome presentation script to be amazing

 

Granted but get paid 12 cents an hour.

I wish I didn't have to work overnights.

 

THE NIGHT WILL LAST FOREVARRRRRR!!!!!!!



I wish i had a higher pay grade

 

granted, work will be vague about stuff.

I wish for more hours in the day.

 

granted
100 hour days drive you insane as there's 94 hours of sunlight and so you can never sleep

Wish for ninjas

 

granted, you must fight them.

I wish for wings.

(I work over night I only sleep during the day )

 

Granted. Enjoy your tattoo.

I wish for "Restore auto-saved content"

 

granted, but you have to open a new post in blogger and use it's autosave.

I wish I could sleep.

 

Granted... Why are you still awake?

I wish that i could go home.