granted, you sleep for 3 days stright missing work and boy/girl friend's birthday hence getting fired and dumbed Wish I didn't have to sleeop
Granted, though it's spirit lives on after you have consumed it, and all the little pieces of it left inside you all begin to float at once, and you are floated all the way to the edge of the atmosphere until you die from asphyxiation overdose. I wish that everyone would understand the "corrupt" side of this game.
Granted, and then everyone dies from the corruptiveness! lol I wish there were a triple rainbow outside.
Granted, you go into a coma until the 20th December 2012. You don't have much time left. I wish that I could have unlimited amounts of Cinnamon Grahams, they are SO DELICIOUS. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinnamon_Toast_Crunch
Granted. You know have 3,000 posts. Everyone thinks that you have no life outside of everypony.com . I wish that I could go to the toilet. *edit* Granted. But every post you makes ninjas someone else, until everyone leaves everypony.com because you ruined everything. Go hang your head in shame. I still wish for the same thing.
Granted. You have all of his enemies as well, but none of his other skills. I wish that I was never late for anything.
Granted, you now always arrive an hour early and always have nothing to do during this hour. I wish for more Trixie!
Granted, but everyone you say hi to gets a fright when you talk, because they never saw you walk up to them. You find friends very hard to make. I wish that my wallet was fulla money for junk food goodness.