Granted. She is made of spikes, though (FU, i can screw the world as much as i want!). I wish for a brony blog. No, THE brony blog.
Granted. It's a blog all about Rainbow Dash. (I come back, and I see Jaret's avatar is now different...) I wish for Jaret to change his avatar to anyone on BlazBlue besides Rachel and Hakumen.
Granted. I change my avatar to... erm... erm...Noel, wait, no... I... "The wish has been corrupted in the process." Phew. I wish for v to be ^
Granted. You get what you granted for me. I wish Jaret was on Ninja Warrior and failed on the Warped Wall.
Granted. Jaret gets really buff and tackles it on his next try. He completed the ENTIRE Ninja warrior show and now has a million lady fans. I wish for a sandwich.
Granted. It's the eternal test of - Chemistry + Maths + Physics - all "thumblowazled" into one! (And i'm a NINJA WARRIOR!) I wish for the next user to fall in the water on the six-step obstacle AND THEN join me among ninja warriors.
Granted. I'm the next Everypony NINJA WARRIOR, and I join with Jaret. I wish a third competitor would become the next NINJA WARRIOR.
Granted. The "One ring" somehow chokes you to death for saying that you outshine the two of us. I wish for the above user to not die of the choke.
Granted. He dies from suffocating and not the choke. I wish that Jaret and I are the best NINJA WARRIOR's out of all the NINJA WARRIORS.
Granted. It is horrible...you should have gone with Fluttershy I wish for the sheet music to any song I want.