Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Tenortrouble

    Tenortrouble Princess of the Forum

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    Granted.......see rule 34 for details.


    I wish for brony friends IRL!
     
  2. Jaret

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    GRANTED. All are pedos (sorry).

    I wish for money i could give in charity.
     
  3. Tenortrouble

    Tenortrouble Princess of the Forum

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    Granted. It's counterfeit.



    I wish for a funny book to read!
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. It's the funniest book ever, you die from laughing.

    I wish the night would last forever.
     
  5. Affection

    Affection A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Granted, but Nightmare Moon is supreme ruler

    I wish for Derpy Hooves to corrupt this wish
     
  6. Zephyr Wind

    Zephyr Wind FWOOOSHH

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    Wish it was Cloudsdale....
    Granted, but due to Derpy being....well, Derpy, she crashes into you and puts you in the hospital.

    I wish Sweetie Belle was my little sister.
     
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    Granted, but she promptly destroys your library trying to "help"

    I wish we could have a get-together someplace.
     
  8. Affection

    Affection A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    I wish for the worst headphones in the world
     
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    Zephyr Wind FWOOOSHH

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    Wish it was Cloudsdale....
    Granted, they cost a fortune yet you still buy them.

    I wish I had more money for college...
     
  10. Tenortrouble

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    Granted. College is now free, and any education received is now worthless.


    I wish for fireworks!
     
  11. Affection

    Affection A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Granted, they are cheap ones from the dollar store

    I wish for Fluttershy
    (Try me, Zeph! :grin:)
     
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    Granted...she goes Gala on you and stomps your face off...but out of love.



    I wish for a flamethrower!!
     
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    Granted. You get a toy (which is awesome too).

    I wish for a camera to record my vlog... :(
     
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    No! Just - No! You'll poke your eye out with it, kid!

    OK, you get it, and set yourself on fire. Sigh.

    I wish for a bucket of water for Tenortrouble

    Sigh. Done in again by Jaret. Maybe I'll just quit these word games and do something useful - like build a model of Poneytown out of q-tips.
     
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    Granted. I drown.



    I wish for FISH!
     
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    Wish it was Cloudsdale....
    Granted, you get whale sharks...

    I wish Affection would lay off with the whole me/Fluttershy thing...
    (try me Affection!)
     
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    Granted. Affection tries to join in. Three's a party.


    I wish for toasted marshmallows.
     
  18. Jaret

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    Granted. You try to eat them, but their *wish corrupted*... not this "Corrupt automatically s**t.".

    I wish for "auto mode" to be changed to "manual mode".
     
  19. Double Rainbow "Dash"

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    Granted. Your in "neutral mode".

    I wish that everything else was corrupted and not only this wish.
     
  20. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. The universe implodes upon itself.

    I wish the universe hadn't just imploded.
     

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