Corrupt Wishes

Granted, they're blue

I wish for BLARGH

 

Granted. They come from hungry bears.



I wish for pancakes instead!

 

Granted, they're moldy

I wish for a feather

 

Granted. It is attached to a Roc, which promptly eats you.



I wish for a torsion catapult!

 

granted, it malfunctions and you get killed



I wish today wasn't a holiday in Croatia

 

Granted. Tomorrow is. as is the next day. and the next one....and the next one.....and the next one......



I wish for a tasty fishcake!

 

granted, you get food poisening


I wish that air would be 20% cooler.

 

granted the air is now too cool to hang around you and you suffocate

I wish for sunglasses

 

Granted. They're LASER SUNGLASSES! AKA. You're sent to prison for cutting people up.

I wish for more chocolate.

 

Granted. You are now Augustus Gloop.


I wish for David Bowie to be in town!!!!!!

 

Granted. You're the only one there to greet him.

I wish that I were on a horse.

 

Spoiler: My face

http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/27/
http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/3/
http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/41/


And then this....FOREVER!!
http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/80/

Granted. It bucks you.


I wish for free toothpaste

 

Granted. It's pony flavored.

I wish for more room to store all my books.

 

Granted. The ladder doesn't come in those sizes.

I wish the tickets were now diamonds.

 

Granted. They turn into fake diamonds.

I wish that you Testyal1 would change his sig back to "Praise Rarity"

(I see you changed it testy. lol)

 

granted, you get ninjaed by me...soon


I wish for marzipan

 

Granted. However, I hate the stuff, therefore I injected apple juice into it.

I wish for more LEDs.

 

granted, you get iceberg (led=ice on Croatian)

I wish for derpy:derpe:

 

Granted, but your LED's are all.. Black light's?


I WISH FOR NUTELLA

 

granted, you get diabetes as well


I wish I could be teenager forever.