Corrupt Wishes

It's working again...but as soon as you turn back it's on the blink!
I wish Fluttershy was here.

 

Granted! Unfortunately it's only a cardboard cut-out.

I wish I would have less bad timing in replying to this thread. XD

 

Granted, but now you feel sad abaout sniping.

I wish for a better phone.

 

Granted, but the data plan is 10$ a Mb.

I wish for an Isoscelese Fish Sandwich!

 

Granted, but it is slightly scalene.


I iwsh I cuold sepll croretcly.

 

Granted! But now you can only spell swear words correctly.

I wish it would rain candy.

 

Granted, it's very heavy, though, so you broke your skull when one landed on your head.

I wish for more awesome.

 

You get 20% less awesome than you wanted.

I want Rajnbow Dash to carry me to equestria

 

Granted! Unfortunately it's Equestria, Gauteng in South Africa.

I wish to meet The Great and Powerful Trixie!

 

Granted. She perishes you.

I wish someone posted the 111th post in this thread.

 

Granted, but it

 

....won't be finished.



I wish for an awesome spacecraft.

 

granted, and its in space, but you can't get to it, and no space program will take you to it

I wish i was a zombie

 

Granted but you only have half a body.

I wish season 2 of MLPFIM was here now

 

Granted, but all the episodes are rushed and they're horrible.

I wish for a Rarity toy.

 

Granted but it's made with toxic chemicals that mutate it into an Appljack toy.

I wish for more ponies.

 

Granted, I then repeat Stainless' answer for the exact same question.

I wish for more cupcakes.

 

Granted but they aren't the cupcakes you think they are.
(it is on ;D)

I wish for more bronies.

 

More Bronies arrive, but former President Bill Clinton is ONEOFTHEM!

I wish for Rarity to cover in Vougue Magazine!

 

Granted but covered as the worst dressed.

I wish for Dr Whooves.