Corrupt Wishes

Granted! its not where you live

i wish for an Applejack plushie

 

granted, it's 10 mm big


I wish for time to go slower

 

Granted! it stops.

i wish for a concert close to where i live that would be able to go.

 

Granted. It's a Justin Beiber and Hannah Montana team up. It's in your backyard.


I wish that more stores in my area carried In Flames albums.

 

^you are realy evil. Justin Bieber And Hanna Montanna? this can only be work of a twisted mind!

Granted, all the stores are in flames and the albuns are gone.

i wish for Parmegiana.

 

Granted. It was left out too long and is now a solid mass of foodstuffs.


I wish for a nice time to play my trombone.

 

Granted! you are alone on an isolated island with your trombone.

i wish for a place to play my ocarina without bother anyone.

 

Granted. You are isolated forever.



I wish for books.

 

granted! they are on fire.

i wish for cake.

 

Granted. It is a HORRIBLE LIE!!! It will be worse than DEATH!!!!!!!!

(Burning books?!?! EVIL!!!)


I wish that no one burned books!!!

 

Granted! now people dont read them anymore.

i wish for pony dreams to the next pony. (going to sleep)

 

Granted. I only have nightmares. (No seriously. No happy dreams for me)



I wish that I had a plan for tomorrow.

 

Granted, but it's a bad plan.

I wish I were a biiiiiiiiiird.

 

Granted, you were hunted by bird catchers

i wish for some headphones

 

granted, they are too quiet

I wish for this line to be where it should

 

Granted, but you don't want it anymore.

I want infinit wishes!

 

Granted however you may now only wish misfortune, pain and suffering upon yourself

I wish for more DJs

 

granted, they suck


I wish that there wasn't that 30 sec no posting rule

 

granted - wait this has been wished for before and the standard "its now longer" was given

hmmm
There is now NO posting! (no posting no wait time =Þ)

I wish they where more DJs, who don't suck.

 

Granted, they're too good.

I wish Gadaffi was a nicer person.