Corrupt Wishes

Granted. Some random guy named Gadaffi suddenly gets nicer.



I wish for a roll of tape.

 

Granted. It is sentient and mumifies you.

I wish for infinite spiral power.

 

Granted. You get infinite non-spiral power.

I wish for shipping to be free.

 

Granted. It is. Just not for brony shirts. (I know a music site that ships free to the US)


I wish for a good education.

 

Granted, you get good education but you have to pay a ridiculous amount.

I wish for my Vinyl Scratch Figure.

 

Granted. You now speak fluent klingon and can intergate sine on paper. And nothing else.

I wish for satori.

 

Granted. It is COVERED in scratches. Not shallow ones either. That thing is BUCKED UP!


I wish for a super computer.

 

(Did you guys get doubled ninja'd?) @Dan; getting ninja'd by me. @Tenor; getting ninja'd by Dan.

Granted. It's super and catches on fire.

I wish for more pony ninjas.

 

Granted. I get ninja'd so what I say doesn't matter. Five midgets feed it to a magic space llama.



I wish for a chinchilla!

 

Granted. You get a roast chinchilla that I ate half of.

I wish for people knowing what I refference in my wishes.

 

Granted. No one cares.



I wish that I wasn't ninja'd

 

Granted. The next time you post, you will not be ninja'd. And then you will ALWAYS be ninja'd.

I wish for this post to be ninja'd.

 

granted, it's spited in half by ninjas


I wish I was in Australian Alps now (TTR's Stylewars are on)

 

Granted. You appear in the alps several thousand years ago.

I wish for enlightenment.

 

Granted you now know more than you ever wanted to know about topics that you never wanted to know about, and really wish you didn't know about.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

 

Granted. I then steal it and eat it.

I wish for a potato chip.

 

granted, it's mud flavour




I wish for paprika flavour chips

 

Granted, the chips are delivered to you from Derpy so..... she eat the chips and give you a empty bag XD

I wish for a Chocolate milkshake

 

(nice XD)

granted, it's deliverd by Derpy and she drinks it all and gives you empty cardboard.


I wish for more creativity

 

( haha thanks yeti)
Granted, your creativitie is now about Derpy Stuff, but like is about Derpy...... you get Crazy XD

I wish for turbo skates XD