Corrupt Wishes

granted, you get skates with "turbo" stcker


I wish that my screws (for snowboard) were delivered by Derpy

 

Granted, but she brings the wrong type of screws

I wish for a glass of water

 

granted, your glass is made of frozen water (aka. ice)


I wish for new computer mouse

 

Granted, Derpy delivers you a Real Mouse. Drepy: "You said you want a Mouse, I preffer Muffins" XD

I wish for Skates whit turbo Mode

 

granted, Derpy delivers you turbo (for car) with skate sticker: "I don't know what this is for, but I love Muffins :derpe:"


I wish for song to load

 

Granted. It will never play.


I wish for a textbook!!!!

 

granted, "Rada-Rada-Rada" (Shnitzel from Chowder wrote it)



I wish for new season of Sonic X

 

Granted. Tails isn't in it.


I wish for a jar.

 

granted, it's broken


I wish for everyone to be ok in D.C. earthquake happened just now

 

Granted. Their ills are all moved on to a pony.

I wish for less ninjas.

 

granted, you get more :Trollestia:

I wish I'd live on Europe (Jupiter's satellite)

 

You do. There is no air though, so you die.

I wish that someone would explain how the corruption above me is bad for me? I like trolls.

 

granted, :derpe:


I wish people wouldn't panic.

 

Granted. Instead, they explode from tension.

I wish I was a pie.

 

granted, I eat you


I wish my mouse doesn't die.

 

Granted. It is sentient and eats you.

I wish for being able to be the Element of Manly.

 

granted, you're not a brony anymore.


I wish for AC in my room

 

Granted, you get an Abydoo Coonerui

I wish for spaghetti.

 

granted,you're in Soviet Russia so spaghetti eats you


I wish for better camera on my phone

 

Granted. Your phone implodes.

I wish for abstraction.