Granted. The fish is a physical manifestation of all of your childhood fears and the dish is PURE F****ING EVIL!! I wish I knew why I write the things I write.
Granted, you find out it's because your getting progressively psychotic. I wish I didn't have a psychotic friend.
Granted. The Americans can't help you, though, because they think it's Fall. I wish that I could cuddle a pony.
Granted. It's a real life pony and it stinks to high heaven. I wish seaason will be as good as or better than season 1.
Granted, but Hasbro doesn't make much money because the target audience hates it. I wish that I could cuddle Rarity or Princess Luna.