Corrupt Wishes

Granted, they have fleas.

I wish everything was ponified.

 

Granted. EVERYTHING is ponified......how the **** do I corrupt this!?





Oh wait! I know! Everything in the universe has been converted to generation four my Little Pony. Except for you. You get turned into a mixture between Dora the Explora and Generation One Ponies.




I wish that people were more creative with their corruptions.

 

Granted. You get sucked into a whirlpool which is full of flying, three-headed ratpigs.

I wish my corruption made sense.

 

Granted. Now nothing else makes sense to you and you start speaking in languages no one else knows. Also, your wardrobe now consists of only badger skin loin cloths.


I wish for a late night double feature picture show.

 

granted, it's so dark you can't see anything.


I wish V poster gets 10 candy bars that are good and healthy and do not cause food poisoning, chocking or death

 

Granted they are all Paydays and the V poster (me?!) suddenly develops peanut allergies.....and a T virus infection.


Great. Thanks for that. Anaphylactic shock AND an apocalypse. Hell of a wish there!



I wish for the One Winged Angel theme sheet music. Right now. Here. IN MAH HANDS!!!

 

Granted, they have many coffee stains that blur out the notes

I wish for some cake

 

Granted. You now have a cake of epic proportions! It has chocolate icing, a brownie base and is made of Devil's food. It has chocolate shavings on the side and is loaded with rich truffles and fudge. It is a true masterpiece. The catch, you ask? You are tasked to eat this gargantuan beauty in one sitting, BY YOURSELF. This is a two hundred pund chocolate cake.....all I can say is, "Good luck."


I wish for an Arwing like Star Fox has.

 

Granted, but you only get to see it for the start of the battle... against three Kirbys on infinite time.

I wish for MLP shirts, ready before my first day of school...

 

Granted. You now have any My Little Pony Shirt that you could ever dream of! however, you now lack the confidence to wear them, let alone look at them. Every wish has it's price, and this one came with a steep one. You lack courage and now second guess yourself constantly.


I wish for a cup of chocolate pudding.

 

You get the everlasting pudding, then get killed by a bear who wants it.

I wish for the amulet from my avatar

 

You get it, but it seems a bit chipped... and cracks into three pieces.

I wish to live in the city!

 

Granted,but you can never leave your house.

I wish for a puppy. (yeah, corrupt that, I dare you)

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Granted. It barks all the time, and thus you are punished for not stopping the dog from barking.

I wish I could write novels and draw.

 

Granted, the drawing come to life and attack their master.

I wish photoshop would stop derping.

 

Granted. You fork out £1000 for a Mac.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

 

granted, you're very rude now


I wish to learn butter to cab rotation this winter.

 

Granted, but I don't understand you, so here's a dinosaur instead.

I wish for cookies.

 

(yay, I got to learn butter to cab and I got a dinosaur )

granted you get good chocolate cookies for that

I wish for apple three

 

well here you go

I wish for a new avatar.