Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Yetione

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    granted, this wish will not get corrupted.


    I wish same as ^
     
  2. Scyithe

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    granted but because you are not a pony you do not become lucky

    I wish for money
     
  3. SilverWind

    SilverWind A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    granted, but it's leprechaun gold, so it disappears

    i wish for my acne to go away
     
  4. Tenortrouble

    Tenortrouble Princess of the Forum

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    Granted. Your acne vanishes, but you can't help but to feel that you are missing something else as well. You are doomed to wander the earth restlessly, driven mad with longing for something you no longer remember.


    I wish that people were more creative with their corruptions.
     
  5. DanSze

    DanSze Yard Sale Cowboy (on CD)
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    Granted. However, as soon as you finish reading this reply, a completely unrelated chain of events takes you to the moon, where you are doomed to painting waffles blue for the rest of eternity, only allowed freedom when your age, stored in an unsigned integer, overflows and becomes negative.

    I wish that the above line made sense.
     
  6. Luprony

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    Granted, it happens to you.

    I wish I had toast, and lots of it.
     
  7. Nobody X

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    granted, you cant eat it

    i wish for a cookie
     
  8. DanSze

    DanSze Yard Sale Cowboy (on CD)
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    Granted. You are now a cookie.

    I wish for a dungeon with a troll in it.
     
  9. Luprony

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    Granted, you are the troll. All, green and stuff. Not a classy troll at all.

    I wish I was an awesome athlete.
     
  10. Tenortrouble

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    Granted you were an awesome athlete, but now you are old.


    I wish for a jar of pickles.
     
  11. DanSze

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    Granted. The pickles are sentient and destroy society as we know it.

    I wish for pie.
     
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  12. Tenortrouble

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    Granted. You were ninja'd.



    I wish for DanSze's pie.
     
  13. Luprony

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    Granted. It's Pinkamena Diane Pie. I'm not talking Party of One Pinkamena, I mean the Pinkamena from the ask-pinkamena-diane-pie blog. Yeah, it's getting serious now.

    I wish I had a toilet in my bedroom for convenience.

    EDIT: Ninja'd, but luckily the question still works with the answer.
     
  14. Tenortrouble

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    Granted. It clogs constantly and backs up waste from all over the house.



    I wish for an electric guitar.
     
  15. DanSze

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    Granted. Your room is now a gigantic maze.

    I wish for a combo breaker.
     
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    3.1415926535897323846264338327950288419862489973751059290749445723849134842592734463643819831570548930158499352496573148651
    PS I know its wrong that's the corruption

    I wish for i
     
  17. Tenortrouble

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    uio

    Granted o and u come with it.


    I wish I wasn't ninja'd.
     
  18. DanSze

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    Granted. At some point, you will not be ninja'd. You will instead be pirated.\

    I wish for a non-sensical reply.
     
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  19. Ripp_

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    Flip the amount of ningaring on that comment is

    wish it was finished
     
  20. Echoax

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    Granted but you never finish anything again.

    I wish to go back in time and rearrange the days of the week.
     

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