Granted. Your acne vanishes, but you can't help but to feel that you are missing something else as well. You are doomed to wander the earth restlessly, driven mad with longing for something you no longer remember. I wish that people were more creative with their corruptions.
Granted. However, as soon as you finish reading this reply, a completely unrelated chain of events takes you to the moon, where you are doomed to painting waffles blue for the rest of eternity, only allowed freedom when your age, stored in an unsigned integer, overflows and becomes negative. I wish that the above line made sense.
Granted, you are the troll. All, green and stuff. Not a classy troll at all. I wish I was an awesome athlete.
Granted. It's Pinkamena Diane Pie. I'm not talking Party of One Pinkamena, I mean the Pinkamena from the ask-pinkamena-diane-pie blog. Yeah, it's getting serious now. I wish I had a toilet in my bedroom for convenience. EDIT: Ninja'd, but luckily the question still works with the answer.
Granted. It clogs constantly and backs up waste from all over the house. I wish for an electric guitar.
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Granted. At some point, you will not be ninja'd. You will instead be pirated.\ I wish for a non-sensical reply.
Granted but you never finish anything again. I wish to go back in time and rearrange the days of the week.