Corrupt Wishes

Granted, butyou see yourself in the past and the paradox make a time vortex of destruction that alterate the space/time and everything dissapear XD. hahah

I whish for a way to travel trhought the universe

 

Granted. It's a TARDIS on drugs.

I wish for a paradox.

 

Granted , a paradox that make Celestia (for your avatar) come to the human world and become Trollestia and put all the humanity under her control and vanish who oppose her to the moon XD. Hhahhaha.

I wish for a Random paradox too XD

 

Granted. This statement is false, unless, during a blue moon, Celestia banishes her left sock to the moon for reasons equal in validity to this paradox. Unless I don't feel like it.

I wish for Pony Gygas.

 

Granted, but I have no idea what that is.

I wish for my wish not to be corrupted.

 

granted, you get a headache.


I wish for some thing... idk what lol

 

Granted, but you get this- jgp0jeriopgneripng.

I wish I for a muffin button.

 

Granted, I give you a muffin button.

Meanwhile, Derpy sits alone, crying because someone stole their muffin button to give to someone else. Well done, look what you made me do.



I wish Derpy's eyes were never wonky.

 

Granted, but because of this, she loses her fame, and you never wish this, returning her to her original state, making you wish this, etc etc etc.

I wish. Just wish in general.

 

Granted. You wish for pain.

I wish I wish I wish upon a star, I had a minty cool smile like Colgate.

 

Granted. You have a picture of Colgate smiling.

I wish for fish.

 

Granted, your smile is so bright that can see from the space!!!, but an alien get flashed whit your smile and crash in the moon, XD hahaha, sorry Im a little crazy.

I wish I dont corrupt wishes so randomly

 

granted, your wish is corrupted by lim (when x-->0) 1/x


I wish for better typing skills when drunk

 

Granted. You write correctly, but it's mostly swears.

I wish anime title sequences weren't so long.

 

Granted. Your favourite animes are now called Poo, Frog, Shirt and Bum.

I wish I was awesome.

 

Granted. You live in isolation because you're too famous.

I wish that Cirno was cuter.

 

Granted, now you are awesomery ugly XD , ha sorry

I wish for dont be so shy and apologize all the time

 

Granted. You were ninja'd.

I wish for MOAR TOUHOU MUSIC!

 

Granted, but it's justin bieber remixes.

I wish for Minor threat to come back.

 

granted, it's spam


I wish for good for V