Corrupt Wishes

Granted. It's fake.

I wish for more shirts.

:derpe:

 

Granted. They're all made of clear, thin plastic.


I wish that wishes here would stop getting corrupted.

 

granted, to bad its opposite day

i wish i had a thingamajig

 

Granted, but I get confused so you get a whatchamacallit.

I wish for big bag of skittles.

 

Granted. They are made of Rainbow Dash. Taste the Rainbow (PS Thanks Luprony for the idea)


I wish for a s'more.

 

Granted but it's made from pinkie pie.

I wish for a blimp.

 

granted, it's named Hindenburg


I wish for everypony to have msn

 

Granted they don't know how to use it.

I wish my phone battery lasted longer.

 

granted, now your laptop battery lasts 5 min


I wish for new laptop battery

 

Granted, but your laptop sprouts legs and runs away.

I wish for a super power.

 

Granted. You're superpower is too always been grammatically correct. Reads these statement gives you headaches.


I wish for a timpani drum set!

 

Granted, you order gets messed up and you get bongos.

I wish a rocket boot.

 

Granted. You only get one rocket boot and can't stabilize.



I wish for the ability to cook like a pro.

 

granted, only you can eat it


i wish for something

 

Granted! You get my pro cooking......as it is right now!



I wish that Yetione didn't have food poisoning now.

 

Granted, now he is poisoned why water XD


I wish know why Yeti change his avatar for a Sad spike =(

 

Granted. It makes you sad too.


I wish that I could fly!

 

Granted, you crash whit Derpy in the air XD

I wish for ninja skills XD

 

Granted. You are now invisible like a ninja at all times. It sucks to cross the street now!


I wish that I could play music by ear!

 

granted, you can't play by note anymore


I wish for more beer