Corrupt Wishes

Granted. It's root beer.

I wish for people in Everypony Forums to come down here to Florida and lets go to Disneyland.

:derpe:

 

granted, we die in Disneyland


I wish for starlight

 

Granted. You get starbright instead.

I wish we didn't die.

:derpe:

 

granted, we're just badly injured


I wish for winter.

 

Granted it's summer FOREVER in Croatia, and Winter here in Florida.

I wish for somepony.

 

Granted. IT'S ME!!!


I wish for a fudge sundae!

 

Granted. It's all fudge.

I wish for a Klondike bar.

:derpe:

 

Granted. You have to mug Fluttershy to get it. Still worth it?



I wish for a bag full of bananas!

 

Yes, it's still worth it. Heh. (Obviously Fluttershy isn't my #1 Priority.)

:derpe:

Granted. ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOON!

I wish for that same person that made that video to make another one.

 

granted, you go on moon now


I wish I was on moon

 

Granted. You like bananas and go TO THE MOOOOOOOOON!

I wish for :derpe:

 

Granted you get


I wish for a less disgusting fan fic (I just read Sweet Apple Massacre against my better judgement......)

 

Granted. You get Cupcakes.

I wish Sethisto cared less about

 

Granted. He gets depressed and shuts down EqD.


I wish for a Labyrinth.

 

granted, you're stuck in it


I wish for a goal

 

Granted. It's soccer (?)

I wish for http://www.youtube.com/user/OfficialDJPON3

 

Granted. You get teh link.


I wish for a bag of goldfish crackers.

 

granted, they are too salty

I wish for windows to have more distributions.

 

Granted. IT'S ALL LINUX!

I wish that Linux had more apps.

 

(yay, I actually use linux and windows)

granted, they are not free


I wish for more music on epr