Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but it's all Justin Bieber.

I wish for a transforming car.

 

granted, it transforms into octopus


I wish for more cake

 

Granted. It is sawdust in your mouth.



I wish for something good to happen.

 

granted.


I wish to give a hug to somepony that's mentioned in my sig.

 

Granted, We all hug him instead.

I wish for a better wishing system.

 

granted, this game goes dead


I wish for new nicer game

 

granted, but the game was made in china and will not work

i wish my wishes were not wishes at all but in fact reality

 

Granted, It's a paradox and the world explodes then explodes again.

I wish for more wishes.

 

Granted. It's all regretful, wishful thinking about shortcomings and past mistakes. Quite depressing if you ask me.


I wish I was talented.

 

Granted, nobody cares about talent nowadays.

I wish i had ice cream

 

Granted. It is too cold. one degree above Absolute Zero. It kills you when you eat it.



I wish for a blowtorch.

 

Granted. It's an item that blows away torch flames.

I wish for some good sleep.

 

Granted. You will have to wake up frightfully early and roll out of bed to go through with something that you HATE doing.


I wish I could bike to my school.

 

Granted. Your bike is a kid tricycle and it only goes 1mph.


I wish that---(Logs off and sleeps.)

 

Granted. You forget your password and can't log back on.



I wish that people were happier.

 

granted

I wish for for snow in europe now.

 

Granted, it's yellow snow..

I wish I had my own Fluttershy toy

 

granted, its dirty

i wish for a high score in guitar hero

 

^ Granted, the game crashes just after you reach it

I wish I was a better actor

 

granted, your voice becomes soft

i wish for a laser