Corrupt Wishes

granted, you go in jail because it's A class which is illegal in most of world


I wish for some new sponsors

 

Granted, you get sponsors everyone hates

I wish I could surf...

 

granted, you can't skateboard

I wish for a skateboard

 

Granted, it's a rotten piece of wood with stone wheels.

I wish I lived somewhere more interesting...

 

granted, you live in croatia

I wish for less posts

 

Granted, I pass you

I wish for MORE posts

 

granted, you get banned for it


I wish for 10 seconds rule instead of 30 sec

 

Granted...10 seconds now feels like an hour

I wish my iPod wouldn't die...

 

granted, you have class now


I wish for snowstorm

 

Granted. It buries your house and you can't leave until the snow and thick layers of ice melt off of it.




I wish for a one way ticket to the moon.

 

Granted, you get the ticket but you die in the vacuum of space before reaching it...

I wish there was no such thing as depression...

 

Granted. Depression is replaced by schizophrenia.



I wish that Cloudsdale was a real place IRL.

 

Granted, but you never gonna see it, because is in the sky very far away XD

I wish I can go to cloudsdale (following the wish of Tenor XD)

 

Granted, But is to far away to get to.

I wish Cloudsdale was closer.

 

granted, you can't go there


I wish for more free time

 

Granted, It's to free and it walks away.

I wish for more soda, mine ran out.

 

granted, it's bad


I wish for self cleaning keyboard

 

Granted, it runs on souls for power.

I wish for a 8th day in the week.

 

granted, it's working day


I wish for more holidays

 

Granted, you don't celebrate them.

I wish everyone would stop being so clever.