Corrupt Wishes

granted, you are now the most intelligent person in the world, only because everyone else's brain has evaporated to the size of a pea.

I wish for Futtershy's Love.

 

Granted, you have to fight zephyr for it.

I wish to be a super saiyan.

 

granted, but you louse your voice and cannot go super saiyan because you cant yell at the top of your lungs.

i wish season 2 was here already

 

granted, it's bad

I wish for no posts in 5 min

 

Granted, but post now.


I wish for a personal screening of MLP season 2 the best season yet.

 

granted, but you are tortured during the whole season and by the end are without your fingers, toes and cutie mark.

(damnit, too much grimdark)

I wish for a published MLPFiM novel, that is even better then MLPFiM the TV show.

 

Granted, you forget how to read.

I wish for a MLP movie.

 

granted, I play as spyke (badly)



I wish that I could sing

 

Granted. You can sing like Justin Beiber. Aye, he has a semi okay voice, but it's high nasally and effeminate.



I wish for forty minutes of time to make DER MAGICKS for Zephyr and Fluttershy.

 

Granted, every other pony would be sad.

I wish I was a Cowpony

 

Granted. You are now 80% cow and 20% pegasus.


I wish for five dollars.

 

Granted, it's a soggy five dollar bill

I wish to breathe rainbows

 

Granted. You now have horrible halitosis. People vomit once they get a wiff of your rainbows.


I wish for a pizza trophy!

 

Granted if made of pizza!!, So everypony eat a piece of your trhopy XD

I wish for a Magic Ruby that could teleport thinks

 

Granted. It's the master Emerald and Knuckles punches your face out of place.



I wish for a high five!

 

there you are XD

I wish be Octavia to play her Cello

 

Granted. It is actually a double bass.



I wish for avante garde music!

 

granted, it's played only on Hvar island


I wish to me home alone for 20 min

 

Granted, your house is attacked by monsters..

I wish I didn't have to take this algebra test...

 

Granted. It is now an AP Statistic Final exam.



I wish for a less annoying person to sit next to in class!!! (GRAAARGH!!!! MUST LOVE AND TOLERATE!!! But some people make that SOOOOOO difficult!!!)