Corrupt Wishes

Granted your wish wipes out all existence so there is no order or corruption ever anymore.

I wish Zephyr Wind would surrender his delusional Fluttershy love.

 

granted, however, Fluttershy is dating me.


I wish ^ was true

 

Granted, but then you have the most insane Fluttershy lover after you! His name is Setzertrancer

I wish I met a girl just like Fluttershy that is pretty and loved me as much as I loved her.

 

granted, but you meet her on internet, and she lives in Iceland so you can't date her irl


I wish to go to the bathroom :derpe:

 

Granted, they are all full

I wish everyone would recognize my absolute love for Fluttershy

 

Granted. It's put on a press release from the White House and the UN and other governments and now a horde of raving Fluttershy Fans are out for your head.



I wish that Zephyr could fly! (Corrupting a wish aimed at you? Ha!)

 

granted, no corruption


i wish people appreciate me

 

Granted, people appreciate you for being tolerable some of the time.

I wish for a Pony Zelda Adventure as good as Ocarina of Time.

 

granted, it's M rated so it isn't sold in Australia.


I wish for down rail.

 

Granted, it collapses when you use it...

I wish for a tasty sandwich...

 

granted, i dunno what that is

i wish i have a good night, i was terrorized recently

 

Granted. You only dream of ponies.

I wish for a flamethrower.

 

Granted, explodes in your face XD

I wish I could start write my Fanfic........but is so hard!

 

Granted. It is in a language you do not recognize. How did you write it in the first place?



I wish for a good computer.

 

Granted, your computer is considered "good"....in 1988...

I wish I was in Florida

 

Granted. You are in a random glade and long away from DRD or any other Florida brony.



I wish that I had brony friends IRL.

 

Granted, but the Brony meet up in Disneyworld was we talking yesterday has ended and everypony was there and had much fun except you, you get late! XD

I wish for be an actor in action movies

 

granted you are in Florida in the middle of nowhere 500miles from the nearest town, naked and with nothing.

I wish noone or pony existed except me and fluttershy

 

granted, you die out

i wish we had what we wanted to be

 

granted, you got a potato


I wish for a new sponsor jacket