Corrupt Wishes

Granted, your sponsor is a cigarette company...

I wish Setzer would stop being delusional!

 

granted, Fluttershy still dates me. :Trollestia:


I wish for more new members

 

Granted, you are ignored by all XD

I wish for ideas XD

 

granted, they are bad

I wish for more good ideas

 

Granted, nobody wants to hear them...

I wish Yeti got a snowstorm to snowboard in...

 

Granted. it snows too much.


I wish for a can of beans.

 

^ Granted, it's a can of awful tasting Lima beans

I wish for a better wi-fi connection

 

Granted, you go to a place whit super wi-fi connection.............but you forgot your computer, or any device use wi-fi XD

I wish for super faster type abilities ( because the other win me to posts XD)

 

Granted. YOu type so fast that you explode. TWICE.




I wish for more pony!!!!

 

haha, nice one tenorXD

Granted, you have So many ponies that you Explode Cuadruple (I mean four XD)

I wish be inmune to fluttersy stare XD

 

Granted, she completely ignores you now...in favor of me!

I wish I had a pony shirt...

 

Granted. It is WAY too big! Like at least 10 sizes. Might as well be a blanket!



I wish for a Pinkie Pie Party!

 

Granted, you get locked out of the party...

I wish I had more money...

 

Granted, she dont Invite you, XD

I wish Deadpool appear in Equestria XD, he is funny

 

Granted...he goes on a killing spree as usual... (hehehe, I'm wearing a Deadpool shirt right now)

I wish I had super powers..

 

Granted, you have the power of..................Nothing XD sorry haha

I wish for a soda right now

 

Granted. It is mostly water.


I wish for a fishcake!

 

Granted, it's a poisonous lion fishcake...

I wish it was sunny today...

 

Granted. Luna gets PO'd that it's sunny for the next 24 hours and makes eternal night.


I wish for a pony tee shirt!

 

Granted, it shrinks when you wash it and can never be worn again...

I wish I didn't have to go to class...