Corrupt Wishes

Granted. You are now a tree. On the plus side, you're next to Fluttershy's house....Kind of......More like in Sweetapple Acres. Enjoy being bucked.




I wish that the AC on my car worked.

 

granted, no AC at home


I wished for teleport machine

 

Granted. It teleports without you.


I wish for the smarts to compose music.

 

Granted, you get the smartes, but you lost the ability to compose XD

I wish that the posion joke flower exist and use it to play jokes to my friends

 

granted, people use it against you.


I wish I wasn't full of food as tanker xD

 

Granted, you explode,......... you are not full anymore XD

I wish for a trolololololo........... XD( sorry I just saw this and.......haha)

 

granted, you get banned from every site you're on



I wish for ALL The songs on Youtube

 

Granted, all of them sound horrible.

I wish for a good book to read.

 

Granted, it's so long that you die before you finish it.

I wish I had better reflexes...

 

granted, it just has good looking cover.

I wish for slower chats on msn @.@

 

Granted. No one is on anymore.



I wish that I had an MSN/ Knew what one was.

 

granted, however, now you have to chat with me all the time


I wish ^would make msn

 

Granted, he can't figure out how to use it.

I wish for a plane.

 

Granted. YOu are now in the red. Planes are expensive.


I wish for Lohengrin sheet music!?!? I need it, but can't find it!!!

 

granted, you go to jail for pirating it


I wish mlp season 2 would air now

 

Granted, but you can't watch it.

I wish for a list of better wishes.

 

Granted. They are all for horrible things to happen, like the end of bronydom and FiM.


I wish I could speak in any language I wanted to!

 

granted, you're banished to Antarctica for that


I wish I wasn't hungry atm

 

Granted, you just lose all of your teeth.

I wish for a trip to the moon.

 

granted, there's no one there


I wish to hug Luna