granted, you have no time for ponies anymore... I wish for my new mouse not to smell like new rubber and plastic
^ noooo, that was so cruel... Granted. It smells like a wet dog now. I wish Fluttershy visited my house.
Granted, but two days later you need to split up. He is needed in Equestria. I wish for neverending holidays.
granted, nothing gets done, world just stops working, therefore no food, and you starve. I wish for rage memes in pony version (ALL of them)
Granted, but you never stop seeing them. I mean like they are in your dreams, wherever you walk they haunt you. I wish I could understand discreet math :derpe:
Granted, but you don't get it. :derpe: I wish discreet math to be more like math analysis. (less theory, more practice)
Granted, but to your surprise it's too difficult even for you :derpe: I wish I had UDK on my graphics classes this year.
granted, you get unwanted surprise as well (Robot Chicken reference) I wish for time to go back 2 hours
granted, ..um... you are forced to drink vodka. (that was bad :derpe I wish Trixie turns out to be nice in season 2