Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Yetione

    Yetione Local snowpony

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    granted, you have no time for ponies anymore...


    I wish for my new mouse not to smell like new rubber and plastic
     
  2. Swift_Dreamer

    Swift_Dreamer A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    ^ noooo, that was so cruel...

    Granted. It smells like a wet dog now.

    I wish Fluttershy visited my house.
     
  3. Yetione

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    granted, she just wrecks the place and leaves


    I wish Spike was my irl friend
     
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    Swift_Dreamer A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Granted, but two days later you need to split up. He is needed in Equestria.

    I wish for neverending holidays.
     
  5. Yetione

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    granted, nothing gets done, world just stops working, therefore no food, and you starve.



    I wish for rage memes in pony version (ALL of them)
     
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    Granted, but you never stop seeing them. I mean like they are in your dreams, wherever you walk they haunt you.

    I wish I could understand discreet math :derpe:
     
  7. Yetione

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    granted, now you have to keep up with my math jokes (irl)


    I wish for lim (x-->0) 1/x meme
     
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    Granted, but you don't get it. :derpe:

    I wish discreet math to be more like math analysis. (less theory, more practice)
     
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    granted, you get to solve high degree differential equations. enjoy



    I wish got more integrals
     
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    Granted, but to your surprise it's too difficult even for you :derpe:

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    granted, however you can't use graphic calculator


    I wish for my calculator to work forever
     
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    Granted, you have no batteries.

    I wish for a bag of popcorn.
     
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    granted, you get unwanted surprise as well (Robot Chicken reference)


    I wish for time to go back 2 hours
     
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    Granted. You get confused.....and explode for good measure!



    I wish for more time to post ponies!!
     
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    Granted you have to do impotant stuff.

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    granted, ..um... you are forced to drink vodka. (that was bad :derpe:)


    I wish Trixie turns out to be nice in season 2
     
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    Granted. She never shows up again.



    I wish I could speak Spanish fluently.
     
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    granted, however you can't speak English anymore



    I wish I could multitask
     
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    Granted. Now you have to constantly multitask or YOU WILL EXPLODE!


    I wish for an Everypony meetup!
     
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    granted, everyone is not nice irl


    I wish for time dilatation
     

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