Corrupt Wishes

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by JspOt, May 29, 2011.

  1. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted! Except now you're too tall to fit into cars, or houses, etc. X3

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    granted, but now you lack a computer with which to access it.



    I wish that I could see the past via crystal ball.
     
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    granted but only 5 seconds

    I wish for one very tasty fish
     
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    Granted, it is fatally toxic, but tastes like food of the gods.



    I wish for an awesome swimming pool
     
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    Granted, it's tasty for everyone but you.

    I wish to buy good games for less that £1.
     
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    granted, but the console to play them on isn't built yet nor planned to be

    I wish for no nose hairs
     
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    Granted. You are now Voldemort. No nose, no nose hair.


    I wish I could play guitar.
     
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    Granted - You now have no fingers.

    I wish people would love and tolerate each other more.
     
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    they die from it,

    I wish i could kill Harry Potter
     
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    Granted. You now have a tactical nuke grafted to yourself. You have about two hours to get in Harry Potter's proximity.


    I wish that I could run 60 mph (96.5 kph).
     
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    Granted. Your legs fall off, ouch!

    I wish for even more MLPFiM fan music. <3
     
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    Granted but too a bad it's garbage.

    I wish for someone else's wish.
     
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    granted. You got Stainless' latest wish.


    I Wish I could climb walls like Spiderman.
     
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    Granted, you're now a money spider with a high likelihood that you will be killed.

    I wish I were German.
     
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    Granted! You are now Sgt. Schultz.

    I wish Twilight would notice me.
     
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    Granted she notices you have become horrendously ugly.

    I wish for all corruption in all of existence to end forever.
     
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    Granted. Sadly, the terrorists killed you for killing Col. Gadaffi.

    I wish Terraria were more awesome.
     
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    thus it becomes you

    I wish i knew what that was =/
     

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