Granted! Except now you're too tall to fit into cars, or houses, etc. X3 I wish I had more friends to hang out with.
granted, but now you lack a computer with which to access it. I wish that I could see the past via crystal ball.
Granted. You now have a tactical nuke grafted to yourself. You have about two hours to get in Harry Potter's proximity. I wish that I could run 60 mph (96.5 kph).
Granted, you're now a money spider with a high likelihood that you will be killed. I wish I were German.
Granted she notices you have become horrendously ugly. I wish for all corruption in all of existence to end forever.
Granted. Sadly, the terrorists killed you for killing Col. Gadaffi. I wish Terraria were more awesome.