Corrupt Wishes

granted, your'e Charlie Sheen

i wish i could fly

 

Granted, you can't control it.

I wish for a bigger computer monitor.

 

granted, it doesn't work





I wish my finders aren't sticky for eating fruit while I type

 

Granted, you now you don't have any fingers.

I wish for a wish within a wish.

 

granted, you get wish within wish while (1)



I wish to go to trip around the world

 

Granted. You get sent around the world because you got on Buck Norris' bad side.



I wish that I had a burrito!

 

granted, you got food poisoning from it


I wish for some good veggie food

 

Granted. It's plant fertilizer. (Veggie food= food for veggie's)



I wish for the patience to finish writing a fanfiction.

 

granted, no one reads it



I wish for more awesomewallpapers

 

Granted. They peel off of your wall.




I wish for an aluminum baseball bat.

 

granted, someone beats you on the street wit it

I wish for more derpy

 

Granted. :derpe: :derpe: :derpe: :derpe: :derpe: Muffins! :derpe: :derpe: :derpe: :derpe: :derpe:

I wish for Batch #2 + Batch #3 of my shirts from WeLoveFine.com

 

granted, they are 2 sizes too small



I wish for wolvefine to ship to croatia

 

Granted. They take 5 years to deliver.

I wish that I was un-ninja-able.

 

Granted. You will get ninja'd forever.

I wish for larger sizes of my old wish.

 

(close enough)

granted, you're banned


I wish for more fun

 

Granted. It replaces ponies.


I wish for more time to post ponies.

 

Granted, but you have no time for anything else.

I wish for brony T-shirt.

 

granted, it's 2 size to small


I wish for sleep

 

granted you will never wake again +bonus corruption no dreams

i wish for a fish