Corrupt Wishes

Granted, it won't stop asking you trivia questions.

I wish I was on a boat.

 

Granted. It's the Titanic.



I wish that Magneto made a cameo appearance in Season two.

 

Granted, He sucks and they cancel MLP.

I wish my shirts would get here quicker.

 

Granted. They are sent via RainbowDash. She bucks you in the face for corrupting a wish that got her fired.



I wish that MLPFiM wasn't canceled or horrible.

 

Granted, you can't watch it.

I wish Tenor could watch season 2.

 

Granted. Now no one else can.



I wish that EVERYPONY could watch FiM and it didn't suck/get cancelled.

 

Granted, Pigs can now fly.

I wish for 2 more arms.

 

Granted. They are coming out of your

Spoiler: Spoiler, just to be polite.

flank-hole

I wish that I had warm feet.

 

granted, you get 3rd degree burn


I wish for my screws to finally arrive (waiting almost month for them)

 

Granted, they are made of pudding.

I wish my new arms would relocate.

 

granted, they don't work



I wish to go to school :derpe:

 

Granted, you can never leave.

I wish for a Rainbow Dash wallet.

 

granted, it's empty, FOREVER!


I wish for windowsxlinux crossover xD

 

Granted. It makes your computer explode. Thrice! Because twice is over-rated.


I wish for more crackers

 

Granted, you get 400 tons of crackers. Problem?

I wish for a lightsaber.

 

Granted. It's four centimeters long.



I wish for a nuke! (What could possibly go wrong with this wish?)

 

Granted, it's a dud. LOL

I wish for a giant paper airplane.

 

Granted. It crumples in mid flight.



I wish that I knew how to write music.

 

Granted, you have to teach me how to as well.

I wish for a banjo.

 

Granted. It is un-tune-able.


I wish that we are all famous bronies!